hell

hell
1. (Hell) (4255↑, 673↓)
A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity.

Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner\! *pokes victim* *man screams* Out of nowhere: In the Navy...

2. (Hell) (4009↑, 430↓)
A yellow bus carries me there every morning Monday through Friday.

Oh, no, here comes that bright yellow bus to take us to Hell\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Jesus Himself http://hell.urbanup.com/1297165
3. (hell) (2948↑, 502↓)
A computer equipped with Windows 95 and missing the Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys.

"NOOOO\!\!\! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH\!\! Ctrl Alt Delete\!\! Ctrl Alt Delete\!\! DAMN\!\! THE BUTTONS ARE GONE\!\!\! NOOOOOO\! 7|-|15 15 |\\|07 L337\!\!\!1"

Author: Aiden Wolf™ http://hell.urbanup.com/775805
4. (hell) (1902↑, 357↓)
The thing you never mention at a funeral

Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway. Oh crap im dead.

5. (Hell) (1701↑, 287↓)
A town in Norway.

I got a greeting card from a friend. It said, "Greetings from Hell, wish you were here\!"

Author: Atomic Chainsaw http://hell.urbanup.com/365907
6. (hell) (1197↑, 411↓)
the place were all the lawyers and country music stars go

were all going to hell and m driving the bus

Author: anonoymous726389 http://hell.urbanup.com/864837
7. (Hell) (787↑, 270↓)
often Hell The abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by Satan. A state of separation from God; exclusion from God's presence. The abode of the dead, identified with the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades; the underworld. A situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: “War is hell” (William Tecumseh Sherman). Torment; anguish: went through hell on the job. The powers of darkness and evil. Informal. One that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: The boss is hell when a job is poorly done. A sharp scolding: gave the student hell for cheating. Informal. Excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: We did it for the sheer hell of it. A tailor's receptacle for discarded material. Printing. A hellbox. Informal. Used as an intensive: How the hell can I go? You did one hell of a job. Archaic. A gambling house.
Author: Chang the Honorable http://hell.urbanup.com/13707
8. (Hell) (480↑, 170↓)
The place where in the UK I spend over 6 hours a day learning crap I already now and stuff that I will never use in real life.

School is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

9. (Hell) (297↑, 82↓)
What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.

Boston won, and hell froze over.

10. (Hell) (257↑, 80↓)
If it exits, its where Fred Phelps and his supporters are spending eternity.l

Anyone who has a website that shows the number of days some poor murdered young man has been in hell, is obviously full of shit and truly evil, and if there is a hell he's going.

11. (Hell) (211↑, 54↓)
a. Noun used to describe a place or a state of being that is undesirable, unliked and/or hated. b. A place of eternal pain and torment in Christian belief. Originally used as a synonym for the Hebrew word "Gehenna," meaning eternal destruction.

My life and apartment were a living hell.

12. (Hell) (192↑, 42↓)
See instead [High School].

"Middle School and High School are Hell. This hell is different for each person, of course, the length of time spent within is variable. Some emerge victorious, blossoming in college and beyond. Others emerge after a struggle, but are noticeably scarred. Others don't emerge at all, and carry their private hell with them to eternity. Anyone who remembers these years as a positive, idyllic time is someone I cannot for the life of me relate to." --David E. Mitchell

Author: Killing Kittens http://hell.urbanup.com/1466623
13. (Hell) (179↑, 80↓)
A special place reserved for rich people.

You rich people will never escape the flames of Hell.Never,ever,ever,ever,ever.....

14. (Hell) (120↑, 26↓)
when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.

i was sure i was in hell because of all the lawyers who were around

Author: clevelandsteamer http://hell.urbanup.com/1447121
15. (Hell) (118↑, 31↓)
A horrible place of darkness and misery. Frequently mentioned by former AC/DC lead singer Bonn Scott. Generally equated with extreme heat or pain. Classically described as being populated by tormented sinners and filled with fire and brimstone. Biblically described as a place designed by God for the unrepentant who rejected Christ. Most people use the word casually or in a context that implies that it is a real place.

Mark: What the Hell is going on in here\! Mickey: I stepped on a nail and it hurts like Hell. Mark: It's as hot as Hell in here. Mickey: You look like Hell. Mark: Your funny as Hell. Mickey: How about some AC/DC to help my pain. Mark: Go to Hell.

16. (hell) (97↑, 17↓)
Where we are dining tonight.

Guy: "Hey guys, I forgot where we're dining tonight\!" King Leonidas: "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL\!\!\!"

17. (hell) (90↑, 13↓)
Town in Minnesota, Maine, Michigan, Norway and a bunch of other places where no civilized life exists.

"Go to hell\!" "Yay, road trip\!"

18. (Hell) (82↑, 7↓)
word used at the start of a southerner's sentence.

Hell,I think those chickens are just trying to get eaten.

Author: Matt Wentzel http://hell.urbanup.com/2804651
19. (Hell) (71↑, 9↓)
1) n. A place of eternal torture. See also: [math class], [gym] and [visiting your in-laws] 2) n. Place where all the interesting people go when they die.

I am so going to Hell for that joke.

20. (Hell) (76↑, 21↓)
1. A place or state of being of [pain and suffering], sometimes also called Earth. 2. A afterlife believed in by Christians to be the place were Non-Christians souls go after death to suffer eternally for not worshiping their god; regardless of whether one leads a virtuous life and is a good person. They tend to go into a great deal more detail about Hell then Heaven in their literature. Hell is often pictured as being populated by lost souls, demons and fallen angels, chief of which is Satan. Hell is often seen by Christians as a place of torment and fiery pits of wailing sinners isolated from their god’s love. (The word is taken from the Norse Goddess [Hel] even though it has nothing to do with the Christian version of Hell.) 3. Hell is also a mild cuss word.

1. I feel like hell this morning. 3. According to Christians I am going to Hell when I die because I am an [Ex-Christian]. 3. What in the hell are you doing?

21. (hell) (73↑, 22↓)
the reason so many people believe in GOD

Oh no I'm going to hell, I better start going to church, and giving the church half my pay, If I dont I'll go to hell\!

22. (hell) (56↑, 6↓)
Sartre says "hell is other people" what he neglected to notice is that the lowest level of hell is working for other people.

Hell is working for a wanker

Author: DJrumination http://hell.urbanup.com/2201789
23. (hell) (88↑, 46↓)
A place where you are turned into a child and chased and molested by millions of Micheal Jacksons.

Man this is hell. No it isn't, there aren't millions of Micheal Jacksons trying to molest us. -voice from above- What the difference between me and K-mart? We both have boys pants half off. 2 people look down to see they have become little children. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS HELL\!\!\!\!

24. (Hell) (55↑, 19↓)
Smack-dab in the middle of Alabama.

Some people will tell you that Hell is "where every evil soul goes after the body dies. It is located in the middle of the Earth and populated by little red guys who poke you with sharp sticks. It is ruled over by Satan, Prince of Darkness, and is the homeplace of the worst torturers in existence." These people are lying. There is nowhere worse than Alabama.

25. (hell) (60↑, 27↓)
see: [school] ........... ......... ............. ...........

every time im in school it feels like im in hell

Author: ....anonymous................. http://hell.urbanup.com/1931361
26. (Hell) (46↑, 15↓)
1) A small town in Michigan that is about an hour's drive away from the MSU area. This town has two buildings. (As I said, SMALL.) The first is an "Ice Scream" store, which also sells t-shirts with slogans such as "Been through Hell" and various other souveniers. The other is a small post office, which will singe the edges of letters and postmark them from Hell. Popular place to send allomony checks from. Will also sell you a square inch of Hell for $6.66. Due to Hell's location, it really does freeze over quite often. 2) A fictional place of torture during the afterlife. A place Unitarians don't believe in. 3) Any place you don't want to be.

1) So, I was walking through Hell yesterday and it was freezing, man. There was almost four inches of snow on the ground. 2)Oh noes\! You stole that pen you found in the street?\! You're going to Hell\! 3) Oh, God. My mom's making us go to Hell. Something about a speech she's giving. All I know is we're spending 4 hours in some hot, sweaty auditorium.

Author: Maggalaggadingdong http://hell.urbanup.com/1941365
27. (Hell) (58↑, 28↓)
a place where we'll most likely all be going.

hell is for everyone\! blacks, whites, men, women, criminals, ice cream men, natives, christians, mormons, adults, kids, buddhists, asians, frogs, everyone\! it's basically the only place that doesn't discriminate against color, gender or religion.

28. (Hell) (44↑, 17↓)
A nightclub in Providence, Rhode Island.

Are you going to Hell tonight?

29. (hell) (53↑, 30↓)
By far the most effective fear tactic created by an intelligent human being centuries ago used to control millions of people by taking the mystery of live and giving them insecurity of the unknown nature of death. There is no such place. People that claim they have had near death experiences to hell are lying.

The pastor mentioned hell quite often before passing the offering plate.

30. (Hell) (53↑, 30↓)
Physics class. No more needs be said...

HAHA\! You're going to hell\! I know, it's in room 131...

31. (Hell) (46↑, 23↓)
1. Hades, Styx, the home of Satan and his demons, the bottomless pit. A place you don't want to go. Everlasting torture, hotter than the Mojave desert. 2. Curse word

I'm going to Heaven to get my salvation, Hell is not the place for me. I'm living my life right so I can earn my place in Heaven. 2. Kasey get the hell away from me\! Patty, tell that customer to go to hell\!

32. (Hell) (52↑, 34↓)
Take the worst thing you can think of, multiply that by the biggest number you can think of, and then think about that thing being done to you for the longest amount of time you can think of times that number you thought of earlier. Now, think about whether or not it is worth it to be a dumbass and dick around all your life.

Bob: Want to go out with me and get drunk and laid and cheat on our wives and essentially on ourselves? Dick:No, Man I'll pass, I'd rather practice self control for a few fleeting years and not go to Hell for an eternity, but thanks anyway\!

33. (Hell) (60↑, 42↓)
A place where I am going.

See you down there\! I hope you realize that just about everyone is going to hell.

Author: SparkleyPony The Original http://hell.urbanup.com/951951
34. (hell) (23↑, 6↓)
a place christians use to guilt people into believing what they believe

Christian Guy: You know, if you dont believe in Jesus Our Savior, you're going to hell. Other Guy: STFU\!\!\!\! *breaks christian guy's face in with miniature cross*

Author: eastbaythunda http://hell.urbanup.com/3252023
35. (Hell) (29↑, 13↓)
A city in Maine. Probably named by some dude that hated life.

Guy 1: soo where do you live? Hot chick: In Hell. Guy 1: Uhh...wanna cyber?

Author: Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh http://hell.urbanup.com/966700
36. (Hell) (26↑, 11↓)
Also known as high school.

Welcome to hell, freshmens.

Author: amber_lynne09 http://hell.urbanup.com/3215660
37. (hell) (22↑, 7↓)
a place in Norway near Trondheim, actually a rather nice place

Hell is nice this time of year, the fishing is good

38. (hell) (20↑, 6↓)
1.The opposite of heaven 2.A nice little town in Michigan

1."If you continue to say things like that,you're gonna burn in hell for eternity." 2."Want to go to Hell for spring break?"

Author: crazyrawkergirl http://hell.urbanup.com/1798171
39. (hell) (23↑, 10↓)
A city in Michigan that freezes over every winter.

Bob:ya, when Hell freezes over Mark:k, i can wait

Author: AlexMcDuffMiller http://hell.urbanup.com/1459016
40. (hell) (14↑, 2↓)
Hell is a word that originated from a Viking religion. The Teutonic Goddess of the Dead and the underworld was named Hel, she was the daughter of Loki. Another “L” was added to her name, and for reasons unknown “Hell” came to be a word that would substitute several different ideas and places in the bible. Hell should not be in the bible at all. Hell means whatever word the translator put Hell in place of in the manuscript they were rendering. Originally it substituted Hades and Sheol, which is fine because they both mean the same thing, (the grave) only in two different languages. But Hell came to take on meanings derived from Greek mythology and other pagan ideas. Hell began to substitute other places that were completely different than Sheol and Hades, like Gehenna and Tartarus. But the definition of the word hell in most cultures is “to cover” or “to conceal.” (Which goes along with Sheol and Hades.) Hell and Hellfire are deceptive words. When hell is used to indicate fire in the bible it is referring to Gehenna, a place of destruction, not a common grave of mankind, which Hades and Sheol both mean. The Old English dialect spoke of “helling” potatoes. This did not mean to roast them in fire, but meant to put them in the ground. Hell cannot be Gehenna, “the unquenchable fire” if it is also Hades, because “the Lake of Fire” is the same place that Jesus described as Gehenna, and Hades is going to be thrown into “the lake of fire” upon the second death. So most bibles indicate that “the Lake of Fire” is going to be thrown into “the Lake of Fire\!” Revelation 20:14 Destruction into destruction? That doesn’t make any sense. The point of that scripture is that death and all that is bad, even the place of the dead, are going to be destroyed. So you can see the common inaccuracy and inconsistencies of the usage of Hell in the bible. How can you rightly substitute four different words that have different meanings with one word, unless you intend on misleading people to believe that these four different places are the same place?

And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: (note: for “hell” - original literature read “Gehenna”) And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. (note: for "hell" original literature read "Hades") For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; (note: for "hell" original literature read “Tartarus”) I made the nations to shake at the sound of his fall, when I cast him down to hell with them that descend into the pit: (note: for "hell" – original literature read "Sheol")

41. (Hell) (28↑, 16↓)
Knowing your going to get Robbie Williams played at your funeral.

"Robbie Williams is annoying as Hell"

Author: MarthSillyass http://hell.urbanup.com/1582725
42. (Hell) (13↑, 3↓)
Pronoun: A place that child molesters told their victims they'd go if they told anyone.

"Don't tell anyone what I did to you or you'll be going to Hell\!"

Author: StevieH884422 http://hell.urbanup.com/4967348
43. (hell) (15↑, 5↓)
another name for the place most people call SCHOOL\!\!\!

student: bye im off to hell mother: ok see you at 3:00

44. (Hell) (13↑, 3↓)
1. [Town] in [Nebraska] slightly to the [west] of [Heck] but [east] of Motherfuckingcrapdagger. 2. A [place] they [send] you when you [die] for [posting] those [advert]s for [religion]s or religiously connected material on the right of an Urbandictionary page. Yes, this includes [Scientology]. 3. Accurate description of the surface of the [planet] [Venus], although on Venus there aren't that many guys in [kinky] [suit]s with [pitchforks]. 4. The most [terrible] place most [people] can [imagine]. Like a [boarding school] on [Sunday], only [funnier]. 5. A place you [invoke] after you discover that the bottle of [absinthe] that [cost] you over a hundred [Euro] [shatter]ed in [transit]. 6. [Rumour]ed to be the [subtitle] of the [latest] [version] of [Microsoft Word]. 7. Place where you go, according to [Gary Larson], to play the [accordion] for [eternity]. 8. A place where there are [fire]s everywhere but it's [dark]. It's either very very [hot] or very very [cold]. You [burn up] ... [forever]. If there was any [possibility] of it being [real] it wouldn't have to be [portrayed] as anywhere near as [nasty].

We're in Hell, and the good news is the population is only 301. Now that line on Hell oughta stop them ... I wish. Venus is Hell, Earth is Heaven. I thought I was back in boarding school on a Sunday, but it turns out I'm only in Hell. That's a relief. Hell\! My best absinthe\! Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wait while Microsoft Hell loads. Please wa

45. (Hell) (13↑, 3↓)
A number of distinct words and concepts in the original Greek that the New Testament was written in were all translated into the single English word Hell, from the Teutonic word ‘Hel’ which meant ‘to cover’ and later was the name of the Norse goddess of the underworld and later of the underworld itself. Tartaros In 2 Pet. 2:4 this word is used to describe a place where angels, not human beings, that have sinned are temporarily imprisoned. Geenna This word is used by Jesus to reference a physical (not ethereal) and specific (not abstract) garbage dump in the southwest of Jerusalem where the physical bodies (not ethereal spirits) of criminals were disposed of and cremated in flames instead of being given an honorable burial. When Jesus says hell in contexts such as "Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?” (Matthew 23:33) Geenna is the word actually used. Today this valley is no longer a garbage dump and has instead been converted into a park. Hades This word, which means “unseen” describes the state of nonexistence in death. A being in the state of Hades does not do or experience anything. Sometimes poetic license is taken to express some point, but this is figurative. The term itself in the context of the bible refers to the state of nothingness, the Greek counterpart to the Hebrew Sheol. Sheol Although this later evolved into a type of afterlife, originally this, like Hades, meant merely the grave. The good and bad alike go here. Lake of Fire This was a later construction found in Revelations. The Christian concept of hell evolved out of a hatred for the Romans, who ruled over the Jews, and a desire to annihilate them totally. This incredibly black hatred and desire for revenge to an unjust degree was forged out of a deep-seated insecurity, the childish rage that can only think of destroying one’s adversaries, and an incredible jealousy that wanted to rule over the Romans the way the Romans currently ruled over the Jews—taken to infinity.

"You're all going to hell\!" "Which one?"

46. (Hell) (40↑, 30↓)
See [Walt Disney World].

When I was a kid, I went with my family to Disney World. It was 9 hours of Hell, because the rides sucked, the Mickey Mouse mascot kept following us, and they kept playing that "It's A Small World After All" song all day long.

47. (hell) (9↑, 0↓)
The life we are living now.

Seriously, with over thousands of ways to die and suffer on Earth you shouldn't be surprised. At least in Hell you know you're dead so you can be as carefree as you want.

48. (Hell) (20↑, 11↓)
Hell is a town in Michigan. And it's really cold in Michigan. I should know, for I live there, in the lower pennisula. The lp is also where Hell is located. It's a lie if any one says Hell doesn't freeze over\! And a snowball has a better chance in Hell then in a turned on oven. Remember that.

Person: I'll go out with you when Hell freezes over. Me: Then I'll talk to you come December.

Author: lethalSelphie http://hell.urbanup.com/971067
49. (Hell) (8↑, 0↓)
An imaginary world concocted over time to enslave masses of religious people, and force them into a state of living fear, paranoia and utter suppression which often has led people into severe depression, doubting their life, enabling them to participate in destructive lifestyles, and worse. Hell, the concept has kept billions of human beings from living their full unobstructed purpose in life. Most purported Holy texts, and faiths have perpetrated a fraud onto their believers for one sole purpose - to exact control and dominance over their lives, their wealth, their potential and their freedom. In my opinion you can have God and not have hell, which is if you are a believe of God, a more sane idea.

Hell is a fairy tale concocted over time to subjugate mankind into submission, and it's 100% unprovable.

50. (hell) (25↑, 17↓)
According to "The Dictionary of the Mindless": contrary to popular belief, hell is not a place, but a state of mind. whether you think you're going there or not is what determines whether or not you go there. You will be forever tortured by "demons" in which you have created with your own imagination. once this state of mentality is reached, there is no escape... unless you know the truth, which, now you do.

when you die, you go to hell, right? maybe.. who knows..

51. (hell) (7↑, 0↓)
anything within 50 feet of a wal mart

i got lost and was forced to pull into the wal mart parking lot. i accidentally got too close to the doors though and i swear i almost didnt come back cuz of the satanic forces at work there...... it was hell on earth

52. (Hell) (10↑, 3↓)
School

We all go through it. It is hell.

Author: Tiffany Chica http://hell.urbanup.com/4140198
53. (HELL) (14↑, 7↓)
Freeport Illinois.

"I lived in Hell during the worst 6 months of my life.

54. (Hell) (13↑, 6↓)
A place that is slightly more interesting than [heaven], and where you will be less likely to suffer from [boredom]. Hell, unfortunately, has a bad [PR] department, and is made out to be a bad place by [heaven]. Truth be told, the [AC] and in Hell is terrible, and the smell is terrible. It's actually a lot like a [dorm].

"Hell ain't a bad place to be" - Brian Johnson

Author: Longcat is Looooooooooooooooooong http://hell.urbanup.com/2890896
55. (Hell) (22↑, 15↓)
A place that doesn't exist and was probably created around Midevil times when the church was highly corrupt (even though it kinda still is) The reasoning behind this is...If God is truly all forgiving then no one should go to Hell because there would be no need for one. Also in Midevil times a LOT of new things were added to the Bible, such as homosexuality being a sin, and so on. So in short the new testement is crap and the only thing that made some amount of sence is in the old testement. Oh and also JESUS WAS NOT ENGLISH\!\!\! He was Jewish not christian the christian faith came AFTER his death and his last name wasn't Christ that was a title given to him after his death (Saint Christ) and also contrary to popular belief he probably didn't have long hair because at that time people with long hair were seen as homosexual. Sorry that I kinda made this definition very long and went off topic a bit...

There is no such thing as a "Hell"

Author: GenericPerson http://hell.urbanup.com/2554666
56. (hell) (8↑, 1↓)
Dick Cheney's hometown

Satan had to ask Dick to leave hell because he was taking over.

57. (Hell) (10↑, 3↓)
Where we are dining tonight.

Spartans\! Ready your breakfasts and eat hearty; for tonight, WE DINE IN HELL\!\!

58. (hell) (16↑, 9↓)
A small town in Michigan

My friend sent me a greeting card saying; "I'm in hell,wish you were here\!"

59. (Hell) (6↑, 0↓)
The Department of Motor Vehicles. A place where you stand in line for 4-5 hours, in mid-summer, in a building with no air conditioning, only to be told by one of Satan's imps that you lack 1 one of the 5 forms of identification needed to exchange your Minnesota drivers licence for a Utah one. Contrary to popular belief, DMV employees are not human.They are vampires who feed on pure human misery,circular logic, and pointless bureaucracy.

During a visit to the nineth circle of Hell, also known as the [DMV], I was unsuprised to see the grown man in front of me collapse and burst into tears. I was even less suprised when the employees the began to laugh like jackals.

Author: Mr. Random Person http://hell.urbanup.com/4985264
60. (hell) (6↑, 0↓)
contrary to popular usage, in certain parts of australia 'hell' is used to mean... [awesome] (weird i know)(1). derivations of hell include 'hella', meaning super-awesome (2); or 'really, really, REALLY'(3)

1. my new shoes are hell\! 2. your mother is hella in bed. 3. that movie was hella funny

61. (hell) (8↑, 3↓)
math class

math student comeing in late: wait, where are we? other student: hell

Author: charliidarling http://hell.urbanup.com/3887560
62. (Hell) (19↑, 14↓)
(1)The place where nasty people go when they die. (2)A place where you curse someone to.

(1)Yep, he's goin to hell. (2)[Damn] you to HELL\!

Author: a pseudonym http://hell.urbanup.com/719741
63. (Hell) (23↑, 18↓)
party central in the afterlife

fucking hell\!.. hope so i was never any good at playing the harp.

Author: the girl who wanted to be GOD http://hell.urbanup.com/116697
64. (hell) (6↑, 2↓)
a place religious nutters make up to stop their kids from fucking their fellow students.

"Go to Hell\!" "That ain't real you tosser\!"

Author: shewhomustnotbenamed...ever\! http://hell.urbanup.com/4399293
65. (Hell) (13↑, 9↓)
See [life]. Do I need to say anything else?

*Sigh* Do you really need an example on what hell is? Look around you.

66. (hell) (3↑, 0↓)
Dick Cheney's undisclosed location.

Condoleeza: Hey Dubya, do you have any idea where Dick went? Dubya: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's in hell.

67. (Hell) (3↑, 1↓)
New Jersey.

Go to hell\!

68. (Hell) (2↑, 0↓)
Used as a form of strong affection or display. Used in Anger, Happiness, And other emotions.

1. Whoa, dude, that was creepy [As hell]\! 2. Are you asking me what's her problem? The [hell] if i know. 3. That show is dumb [As hell]. 4. [Hell], It doesn't even look like it works.

69. (Hell) (7↑, 5↓)
The place where fire consumes the soulless. Oh, and If you were a little better than other evil people, you get to dress in a super hot leather outfit and torture those people who have attempted in making your life miserable. i.e. supid ex girlfriends who can't fucking get over it\!\!\!\!

Me: You ****\! You made my life miserable\! You will spend eternity in hell where I torture thee\!\!\!\! *whiip* Her: Ouch\! Ouch\! Ouch\! Kristen, your outfit is hot\! Me: Shut up\! And I know\!

Author: ktotheristen http://hell.urbanup.com/3324505
70. (Hell) (10↑, 8↓)
A mythical place used as a futile attempt to give people morals and scare them into acting good.

If you believe that Hell exists, then you must believe that God is a cruel, merciless, prick.

Author: Master of Darkness http://hell.urbanup.com/3061000
71. (hell) (5↑, 3↓)
What we are living, Also see [School]

No matter what you do you can't escape this living hell.

72. (Hell) (14↑, 12↓)
The common grave of mankind. Also known as Hades in Greek and Sheol in Hebrew.

She is now asleep in hell, awaiting the resurrection.

73. (Hell) (1↑, 0↓)
Math class. 'Nuff said.

God strike me down\! I've got Hell next period\!

Author: The All Knowing Idiot http://hell.urbanup.com/5986222
74. (Hell) (2↑, 1↓)
when you're grounded on a friday night and your little sister has like 60 of her extremely loud friends over.

I'm in total Hell right now. I can't do anything but sit in my room and post to Urban Dictionary.

Author: whoa_its_soph http://hell.urbanup.com/5662064
75. (hell) (1↑, 0↓)
Where i'm not supposed to be but, face it, i am..

A: I've been waiting here for hours, WHERE ARE YOU?? B: Hell.. A: Didn't i tell you to get out?? B: I couldn't.. The Devil's here..

76. (hell) (2↑, 1↓)
In religious context: A fictitious place so that the organizers of said religion have a shittier world to compare the real one to. In colloquial terms: Work or doing whatever you do not want to do.

Religious: If you do not go to church every Sunday you are a bad person and will go to hell. Colloquial: People are hell.

77. (hell) (1↑, 0↓)
The place where the bad people go when they die.It is also used in insults to substitute [fuck].The word has a less vulgar form ([heck]).When you say "What the hell",it does not have that insulting effect like "[what the fuck].Can be abbreviated as [wth].

Alex:I'm Chelsea fan\! Mike:Go to the hell, filth

Author: ash_ashy-boy96 http://hell.urbanup.com/5025978
78. (hell) (2↑, 1↓)
Where you are subjected to [Hitler] combing his mustache, [Michael Jackson] doing the [Moonwalk], [Nelson] pointing at you and saying, "Haw haw\!", and a little guy in a red suit poking you with a flaming pitchfork while you burn for eternity.

"I just got back from Hell. It was awful\!" \hellRandom priest

Author: PurpleSnowstorm http://hell.urbanup.com/4966562
79. (Hell) (4↑, 3↓)
A place where all the Jews will go.

Daniel Martin is going to Hell.

80. (Hell) (1↑, 0↓)
Symbolic of the lower plane of consciousness The torment of experiencing that which contradicts the truth

Hell is the Drama of the Soul in conflict with opposing desires. State of consciousness before the transition from the lower to the higher plane of perception.

Author: new thoughts http://hell.urbanup.com/4299382
81. (hell) (3↑, 2↓)
The uncomfortable firey place you find yourself in after the uncomfortably wicker place.

Person: What the fuck is with this fucking basket? Other Person: It's saying stuff like that that got you here. Person: Fuck you, what do you know? Other Person:... Another Person: Omigoz\!\! The basket is on fire\!\!\!11\!\!\!1 Hell...

82. (hell) (3↑, 2↓)
Mr. Cusacks Year 10 Science Class.

Dude 1: Hey man what subject you got next? Dude 2: Oh, they got me stuck in hell for the next hour. Dude 1: Bummer, i dont like science either.

83. (Hell) (0↑, 0↓)
An infinite punishment sentenced by a loving god for finite transgressions, and for not wholly submitting to a loving god.

Johnny was a good man. He'd gave much of his money away to charity. However Johnny didn't submit to the Christian god, so god in his infinite mercy and selflessness lovingly threw him in the lake of fire known as hell to burn in agony for all eternity.

84. (Hell) (0↑, 0↓)
Heaven everlasting life living

Don't get caught up with your past (put aside shadowed times). Have a hell (heaven everlasting life living) of a finish\!

85. (Hell) (0↑, 0↓)
Masters degree in International Affairs at Australian National University (ANU)

Too many essays too little time\!\!\! we are not super humans people\!\! This is hell\!\!

86. (hell) (0↑, 0↓)
A little village in michigan. It has a bar called the "dam site inn", an ice cream store, and a little store with stickers, shirts, and other stuff that says "go to hell, michigan". The village hosted the 666 bash on june 6, 2006. It was pretty cool. Look it up.

At the 666 party that place was crazy as hell.

Author: speed bump the driver http://hell.urbanup.com/5778762
87. (Hell) (3↑, 3↓)
Hell is where no one has nothing and nothing is well... (Ian Anderson)

Hell=Leningrad, 1980 - imagine what\!...

Author: Tegustapor Elculo http://hell.urbanup.com/5711287
88. (Hell) (1↑, 1↓)
(Underworld) (Burning) (Flames) (Heat) (Hot) (Fire) (Devil) (Evil) (Bad)

Hell is a place with flames fire and all sorts of shit like the Devil, evil, and you only go there if you don't believe in God.

Author: ShaneDawson4Ever http://hell.urbanup.com/5167975
89. (Hell) (1↑, 1↓)
Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.

I love being in Hell.

Author: Black Mesa Research Facility http://hell.urbanup.com/5029774
90. (Hell) (1↑, 1↓)
A [city] in [Michigan].

Hell just got 5 inches of snow\!

Author: Crystal Fantasy http://hell.urbanup.com/4807859
91. (hell) (1↑, 1↓)
down the windy road across the bridge. gaurded by an iron dragon. pass that a sign that says we inspire educate and empower. springdale job corps

the depths of hell

92. (hell) (8↑, 8↓)
the place where you go if your a lawyer, contracter, george bush, a politician, george bush, george bush, or a politician.

O schnap\!\!\! Im george dubua bush\! Im goin to hell\!

Author: the one whos not you http://hell.urbanup.com/2088263
93. (Hell) (15↑, 15↓)
a fictional place that was made up by people that wanted wrong-doers to be punished eventually. Fulfills those peoples' desire for revenge on the wrongdoer.

Priest: That guy just stole my car. He'll burn in Hell for that

94. (hell) (16↑, 16↓)
burnigng fiery furnace

go to hell dammit or ill kick u down there [shit wipe]

Author: somkey ugathanki http://hell.urbanup.com/1404148
95. (hell) (21↑, 21↓)
the place where little red men giggle continously and they play [Hanson] all day while transvestite hippies dance around the place.

boy bands suck. I like pie. GO PIE\!\!\!\!

96. (hell) (39↑, 39↓)
same fear tactics used by the bush administration after 9/11, but earlier.

"Hell could get you at any time\!"

97. (hell) (17↑, 17↓)
a contrived scheme about a terrible place used to scare people into believing in a god that does not exist.

hell is a lie, heaven is a lie, god is a lie.

Author: Magik red anus http://hell.urbanup.com/446516
98. (Hell) (31↑, 31↓)
An invention of The Church and its primary means of mind control through fear.

Don't you know what awaits you in hell\!?

99. (hell) (0↑, 1↓)
the only place that dosn't discriminate.

Satan: I don't care if they're white, asian, black, mexican, indian, old, young, rich, poor, tall, or short\! bring 'em on in\!\! They shall all burn in hell.

100. (Hell) (0↑, 1↓)
1.The place where all people go because everyones a fucking sinner that deserves to die. 2.The place you go after you sell your soul to satan because you had a worldly desire.

Demon: Welcome to hell. enjoy your hellish time here because you had to have something. now live a hellish time. Out of nowhere: "Baby, baby, baby, oh\!"

Author: Justin Bieber Hater that lives http://hell.urbanup.com/5633730
101. (hell) (1↑, 2↓)
The English language's universal comparison for everything.

Hot as hell, cold as hell, boring as hell, corny as hell, scary as hell, red as hell, chocolaty as hell.

Author: StuffBlowingUp http://hell.urbanup.com/5288951
102. (hell) (1↑, 2↓)
a place under the earth that is seperated into 2 parts 1 side is for the party goes who"acdendtley" killed sum 1 their is a party every nite on that side the other side is 4 the murder who killed some one on perpose and the olny judjment is if it was a acdent and we all know who the devil will part with

cuming 2 the party tonight raul? yea,my mom told me i had to go to hell

103. (Hell) (1↑, 2↓)
A large movie theater that shows Katt Williams 24/7. They only serve 7-Up and ice cream flavored Skittles.

Guy 1: I'm going to Hell. Guy 2: Oh, that sucks, bro.

104. (Hell) (1↑, 2↓)
A hot place where yo go for all eternity if you do bad stuff...o yea there is a red dude that lives there and hes on fire...

the red man(satan) live in Hell...

Author: Darknightoftheabyss http://hell.urbanup.com/3884509
105. (hell) (4↑, 5↓)
where everyone goes after they die

John says im going to hell. Jack says, you sure are.

106. (Hell) (3↑, 4↓)
Supposubly a fiery pit of darkness and doom in the center of the earth run by a little red guy with horns and black hair and big eyes and a little tail with an authentic navajo indian arrowhead hot glued onto the end. his name is satan or the devil. he carries a little pitch fork kinda like the ones you get stabbed through a cherry in your smoothie. anyway, hell is a pit of miserable hell were you have to play an endless game of monopoly with hitler and osama bin ladin. satan is short and to the point...ha ha get it.

Jill: Go To Hell\!\!\! Jack:kk, see ya Satan: Hello, welcome to hell, my name is satan, and ur in hell Jack: No Shit Dude\!

Author: Craig is cool http://hell.urbanup.com/2792908
107. (hell) (2↑, 3↓)
This is a city in Michigan

See map: Hell, Michigan

108. (Hell) (6↑, 7↓)
1. A slang word to express just how great something is. 2. A fiction place "evil" souls are suppose to end up when they die. 3. Combining hell with other words can create an expression of how bad something is 4. The best illusion ever created.

1. "that roller coaster ride was hell\!\!" 2. hitler was suppose to go there when he died 3. "our school is a hellhole" 4. Just think about it: if that illusion of a firey death didn't exist, you'd have kids running around killing everyone they see like it was a video game

109. (hell) (13↑, 14↓)
Eternal Damnation, satan, fire, and evil are all good descriptive words of hell. Your ex, baby mama, baby daddy, child support, and alomony are also good descriptive words of hell

Jarrod made a stupid choice, now he is in hell.

Author: BETTY CROCKER http://hell.urbanup.com/1831933
110. (Hell) (17↑, 18↓)
San Diego High School

Why do I have to wake up at 7AM to go to hell?

111. (Hell) (23↑, 24↓)
Being in a school in which one has to listen to paranoid liberal and communist as well as occasionally democrat ramblings about how the Masons control the world and that all conservatives are really a race of Martians bent on taking away our right to buy pre-paid phone cards. When in reality all liberal/socialist teachers are in fact a race known only as the [assgoblin]s.

"Oh god... Don't make me go to hell\! No\! No\! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!" Just then a nuclear ICBM hits Hell and explodes destroying the liberal [assgoblin]s inside and freeing the world so us Martians can finally take away your pre-paid phone cards.

112. (Hell) (0↑, 2↓)
The place where virtually every single person in existence will inevitably end up some day. According to a vast number of religions, if you don't follow the correct one (more specifically theirs), you will go to hell. If you don't follow the head deity's/deities' orders or wishes, you will go to hell. If you sin, even in the slightest way, you will go to tell. Therefore, anybody who does not follow every single religion to have ever existed simultaneously and sometimes makes a mistake in their life will end up in hell. This can include a devoted Christian who skips out on church once or twice a year, an atheist who slaughters babies, or a Muslim who doesn't pray five times a day.

Hitler is going to Hell for causing the deaths of so many people, even in the name of religion, but so is the nice old lady down the street from me because she made a bad decision years ago and stole a few drinks.

Author: hillinga62442 http://hell.urbanup.com/5741037
113. (Hell) (7↑, 9↓)
A desolate dimension of pure misery populated by the souls of the damned. aka Rio Rancho, NM

Guy 1:Hey dude, let's get on I-25 on head out to Rio. Guy 2: sure, let's all go to Hell\!

Author: Johann von Albuquerque http://hell.urbanup.com/4394664
114. (hell) (1↑, 3↓)
Any place where the number of eligible males exceeds the number of eligible females.

EXAMPLE: I went out last night and the place was full of guys. It was hell.

115. (Hell) (0↑, 2↓)
Being stuck in an unspoken agreement upon a roommate you don't want.

Let's go back to the Bouv. I'm tired. No, I don't want to be stuck in hell.

Author: SomethingYoudRemember http://hell.urbanup.com/3829709
116. (hell) (0↑, 2↓)
often referred to 'the darkside'

come to the darkside, we have cookies. resist temptation. hell is bad.

117. (Hell) (4↑, 6↓)
Hell is a place where our "souls" will be tortured for eternity. However, torture is the practice of inducing large amounts of pain and pain is simply electrical impulses traveling along nerves in our body where they are interpreted in the brain as pain, so pain is something that can only be experienced by a physical being. Luckily, our "Souls" don't have nerves or brains so are not susceptible to the feeling of pain.

We will all be dead before we get the chance to experience hell.

Author: CharlieW5025 http://hell.urbanup.com/3292334
118. (Hell) (2↑, 4↓)
A place of eternal damnation where small imp-like creatures slowly feed upon your body as it is stretched and ripped apart upon a field of rotting flesh and black, coagulated blood. An extremely dark place where there is no mercy. No salvation. No hope. Only pain, fear, and despair. Eternal torment. A pitch black place where extreme heat and extreme cold can coexist simultaneously. Where every muscle, bone, and organ is savagely and painstakingly ripped from your helpless body. A place many, many times worse than what is described above is known as Hell.

Hell is simply incomprehensible to people like us.

Author: (Jared Rogers) http://hell.urbanup.com/2544091
119. (Hell) (15↑, 17↓)
1. A famous gated retirement resort community for [Republican] politicians and televangists. 2. A city garbage dump and potters field for poor corpses, dead animals, and crucified persons without the means for any other type of burial located outside the walled city of Jerusalem during Hellenistic times. Known also as "[Gehenna]" it was the place "where the fires never go out, and the worm never dies." It was allegedly located on the site where centuries earlier lapsed Isrealites had once erected an ingenious idol to a Canaanite man-bull god named [Moloch] and sacrificed babies to it. The idol reportedly was rigged so that when a baby was placed upon its outstretched arms, the priest or "magician" would then trip a hidden lever, and to the awe of the dumbfounded audience the child would be flipped up through the bull's open mouth and down into to a sulfurous firepit built into the interior humanoid body of the statute.

If you have to ask the price of admission to Hell, you can't afford to go.

120. (hell) (14↑, 16↓)
Not A Bad Place To Be\!

AC/DC: If this is hell.....it's not a bad place to be\!

Author: Stan Lightsaber http://hell.urbanup.com/1730900
121. (hell) (20↑, 22↓)
Consider the following: Earth.

Your not living in heaven. Life on earth is hurtful, mean, tormenting.

122. (Hell) (13↑, 15↓)
A place that was firmly believed until the 18th century. Contains the devil and an assortium of other lovely critters that are easy to translate to 32bit images on computer games.

I died and went to hell. I died in hell after meeting that b****** diablo.

123. (hell) (1↑, 4↓)
a relationship

Relationships are hell or at least lead you to it

124. (hell) (0↑, 3↓)
how to describe something really shit for example.

holly: that josh peacock is fuckin hell tom: yeh i no

125. (Hell) (11↑, 14↓)
An awful place where the odor is like old boots from a construction guy and where they make you listen the worsest violon player you'll ever see...

OMFG I GOT IN HELL \!\! Uh Oh... (the violon players starts to play) OH NOOOOO PLEASE STOP IT [FAGGOT]

126. (hell) (18↑, 21↓)
hell is where u go when u do things as: kill somone rape somone or sin in other ways

life is a test and in the end ur test is graded

127. (Hell) (19↑, 22↓)
1. What happens when Islamist terrorists or hardline communists conquer a city, state or country; 2. A place where evil doers end up; 3. What one unleashes when seeking justice or revenge.

1. Afghanistan was a living hell under the Taliban; so was Fallujah when under the control of Iraqi insurgents and foreign jihad terrorists. 2. Osama bin Laden has an overdue reservation in hell; Hitler and Pol Pot are anxious to meet him to compare notes\! 3. George W Bush unleashed avenging hell onto the 9/11 perpetrators in Afghanistan.

128. (Hell) (8↑, 11↓)
school home anyplace that sucks

girl: time to return to hell. boy: why does yours start so early again? girl: to make it more torturous.

Author: hot-holton-punk http://hell.urbanup.com/941369
129. (hell) (19↑, 22↓)
Where George Bush was born. Also where he's bound to end up going after he dies.

Life sucks when you know you're going to hell, doesn't it?

Author: Lieutenant Tarpit http://hell.urbanup.com/753162
130. (Hell) (4↑, 8↓)
4Chan in disguise.

I went to hell last night. I wish I had burned up instead.

Author: NARPAS SWORD http://hell.urbanup.com/3818240
131. (hell) (1↑, 5↓)
Vista ridge Academy In Monrovia, CA where they give you prison food and make you sit in class all day

Woody:Hey Lets Go to vista Ridge\!\! Adonis:STFU woody\!\!\! for what to eat that county food\! hell no\!

Author: The_big_Adonis http://hell.urbanup.com/3319560
132. (hell) (2↑, 6↓)
drowning in a vat of coors light or some other terrible type of beer

"hell is a place where some college freshmen end up"

133. (hell) (5↑, 9↓)
Earth. This is hell. We all have to become christians and get out. If not, we reincarnate. Eventually after a couple thousand life times we'll reach nirvana, or hell, or whatever the point of existance is. =) "Better luck next time\!"

We're in "hell" right now.

Author: heeeeheeeeeeee http://hell.urbanup.com/2344131
134. (Hell) (2↑, 6↓)
The place where fags that sell various online gaming items such as: anis,runes and other items will end up.

Simon will goto hell because he sells d2 items. Quote from jake. "Enjoy hell Simon, you dirty whore."

135. (Hell) (9↑, 13↓)
A nice warm place to rest after mass-murders and dieng urself

I'll see you in hell

136. (HELL) (8↑, 13↓)
hell is a place the bad peaple go, and its whare i too hope some day to go, because they play rock music, goths are welcome, and you can watch the devil shove a pinapple up hitlers ass every day at 4:00

"i cant whait to die, even though ill go to hell"

137. (Hell) (6↑, 11↓)
Hell is a rather nice place to visit, though a rather sucky one to stay... Like most vaction towns. Visitors get to look down at thoose suffering, for example being boiled alive in lakes of cat urine, and laugh. Permiment residents are the arrtactions.

I just visited hell, it was fun.

Author: Le Blue Dude http://hell.urbanup.com/1660169
138. (Hell) (0↑, 6↓)
The small state on the north east coast of the United States commonly refered to as New Jersey.

I had to drive through Hell yesterday.

Author: Only slightly groovier than thou http://hell.urbanup.com/2339694
139. (hell) (5↑, 11↓)
Driving through Kansas.

If you need explanation, drive through and experience hell yourself.

140. (hell) (14↑, 20↓)
hot hot fire\! the place u go if u dont believe Jesus will save u. i.e eternal damnation

its dark and hell is hot

141. (hell) (10↑, 16↓)
the german word for dark so.. dark is hell, then hell mst be dark

me: Hell is german for dark dmbass: So, the german hell is dark\! me: *bitch slaps that motherfucker*

142. (hell) (3↑, 9↓)
a place were get ripped apart for all eternity. where the devil lives

go to hell mother f*&^er

143. (Hell) (5↑, 11↓)
A place. It may or may not exist, making it an idea. Therefore, Hell is a proper noun and should always be capitalized.

Right: Hell Wrong: hell

Author: Amber Almighty http://hell.urbanup.com/967464
144. (Hell) (4↑, 10↓)
The feeling between guilt and pride when you've done something wrong, the feeling your mind brings upon you in punishment of intentional wrongdoings, the feeling that consumes all life, and the -\!temporary\!- feeling that will teach us in the afterlife. "God"'s constructive criticism. See also [Westboro Baptist Church].

Life is like a standardized test. The grade is only for self reference.

145. (hell) (9↑, 15↓)
the state of being under 21 and unable to purchase alcohol in the U.S.

God I went through hell tonight to score some Vodka.

146. (hell) (10↑, 16↓)
springdale high school of Springdale AR

man, springdale high school is hell, especially that dump of a building trades class\!\!

147. (hell) (19↑, 25↓)
A powerful tool of decpetion. Christians have made up a place where people will be in eternal torture if they don't agree with them. For some reason, recently it has come to mean a place for bad people to go, but it never says that anywhere in the writings of hell. Horrible people who are good christians will go to heaven the same as the good people, and moral people of other religions will burn with the bad people. I realize someone has already said this but i agree entirly.

this is the only true statment about HELL

Author: bobinbobinheimer smithysmithsmithy http://hell.urbanup.com/605548
148. (Hell) (8↑, 15↓)
Also known as [marriage]

I can't believe I married that bitch x.x

Author: A married dude http://hell.urbanup.com/1403608
149. (Hell) (9↑, 16↓)
1. Where Hitler is satans bitch 2. Where you play poker AND ALWAYS LOSE 3. Listen to Bush speeches in the day and America at night.

"Oh jesus, no more mr president, no more...... OH GOD, OH GOD NO\!\!\!\!\!" "Cause I been through the desert....."

150. (hell) (6↑, 13↓)
Is where you are sent from [heaven] if you dont like a sky environment or because your neighbors think that are smarter than you because they can fly and play a harp.

Its the best site to drink a [coke]. The food gets ready in less time\!

Author: Zimmund-Froid http://hell.urbanup.com/921096
151. (hell) (2↑, 9↓)
1. the place most people go when they die. 2. hell michigan, a actaul place.

1. ur gunna die and go to hell and be ruled my satan\!\! 2. ur moving to hell\!\! isnt it cold in michigan tho?

152. (Hell) (31↑, 38↓)
Old Testament: Deu 32:22 For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. 2 Sam 22:6 The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me; Job 11:8 It is as high as heaven; what canst thou do? deeper than hell; what canst thou know? Job 26:6 Hell is naked before him, and destruction hath no covering. Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. Psa 16:10 For thou wilt not leave my soul in hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption. Psa 18:5 The sorrows of hell compassed me about: the snares of death prevented me. Psa 55:15 Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in ther dwellings, and among them. Psa 86:13 For great is thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest hell. Psa 116:3 The sorrows of death compassed me, and the pains of hell gat hold upon me: I found trouble and sorrow. Psa 139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there. Prov 5:5 Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell. Prov 7:27 Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death. Prov 9:18 But he knoweth not that the dead are there; and that her guests are in the depths of hell. Prov 15:11 Hell and destruction are before the LORD: how much more then the hearts of the chldren of men? Prov 15:24 The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath. Prov 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Prov 27:20 Hell and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied. Isa 5:14 Therefore hell hath enlarged herself, and opened her mouth without measure: and their glory, and their multitude, and their pomp, and he that rejoiceth, shall descend into it. Isa 14:9 Hell from beneath is moved for thee to meet thee at thy coming: it stirreth up the dead for thee, even all the chief ones of the earth; it hath raised up from their thrones all the kings of the nations. Isa 14:15 Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit. Isa 28:15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: Isa 28:18 And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it. Isa 57:9 And thou wentest to the king with ointment, and didst increase thy perfumes, and didst send thy messengers far off, and didst debase thyself even unto hell. Ezek 31:16 I made the nations to shake at the sound of his fall, when I cast him down to hell with them that descend into the pit: and all the trees of Eden, the choice and best of Lebanon, all that drink water, shall be comforted in the nether parts of the earth. Ezek 31:17 They also went down into hell with him unto them that be slain with the sword; and they that were his arm, that dwelt under his shadow in the midst of the heathen. Ezek 32:21 The strong among the mighty shall speak to him out of the midst of hell with them that help him: they are gone down, they lie uncircumcised, slain by the sword. Ezek 32:27 And they shall not lie with the mighty that are fallen of the uncircumcised, which are gone down to their hell with their weapons of war: and they have laid their swords under their heads, but iniquities shall be upon their bones, though they were the terror of the mighty in the land of the living. Amos 9:2 Though they dig into hell, thence shall mine hand take them; though they climb up to heaven, thence will I bring them down: Jonah 2:2 And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, and thou heardest my voice. Hab 2:5 Yea also, because he transgresseth by wine, he is a proud man, neither keepeth at home, who enlargeth his desire as hell, and is as death, and cannot be satisfied, but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto him all people:

JEsus is the shield from Hell.

Author: Betterthanyouguy http://hell.urbanup.com/824879
153. (hell) (13↑, 21↓)
the place where our nation is currently headed.

under the current leadership, our country is going to hell in a handbasket.

Author: mystical beast http://hell.urbanup.com/1222619
154. (Hell) (6↑, 14↓)
What I'm going through right now with so many responsibilities. Seriously, somebody shoot me before I do it myself. Life sucks.

Wow, our lives rock\! Paul's life sure seems like pure Hell because of all of the crap he has to take care of all the time\!

155. (Hell) (4↑, 12↓)
the underworld ruled by satan (Hades)

go to hell (underworld) lol

156. (hell) (14↑, 23↓)
the place where lawyers, policemen, hos, murderers, robbers, molesting priests, Walmart employees, assholes, people who fart alot, members of Michael Jackson's family, plumbers who moon the woman of the house they are working in, junkies and many more go after they die. once there, they are forced to do tasks.

Devil: Lawyer, you must own a car without Delaware licence plates and not try to sue Mc Donalds. Police man, you must not arrest the grandmas who turn the curb on a busy street at 90. Ho, you must fuck 666 fat guys and geeks. Murderer, you must push a rock up a mountain over and over. Robber, you must have nothing. Molesting priest, you will be chained to a rock as naked little boys dance in front of you. Walmart employee, you must learn to speak like an American. Asshole, you must be fucked with a ruler. Person who Farts, you must stick your head up your ass to plug the hole. Michael Jackson's family, you must look like Michael. Plumber, BUY A BELT. Junkie, you must smoke paper. everybody else, you're getting poked for eternity.

Author: i am not black http://hell.urbanup.com/1280716
157. (hell) (4↑, 13↓)
[erg] (rowing machine)

We're going to hell. Translation: Coach told us to get on the [erg]s for a workout.

158. (hell) (6↑, 16↓)
Windows + AOL + PC heaven is Linux + Comcast + box

Windows is hell\! AOL is hell\! a PC is fucking HELL\!\!\!\!\!

159. (Hell) (32↑, 42↓)
New Testament Mat 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire. Mat 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Mat 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. Mat 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell. Mat 11:23 And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. Mat 16:18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. Mat 18:9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire. Mat 23:15 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites\! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves. Mat 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? Mark 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Mark 9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Mark 9:47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: Luke 10:15 And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted to heaven, shalt be thrust down to hell. Luke 12:5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him. Luke 16:23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. Acts 2:27 Because thou wilt not leave my soul in hell, neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption. Acts 2:31 He seeing this before spake of the resurrection of Christ, that his soul was not left in hell, neither his flesh did see corruption. James 3:6 And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell. 2 Pet 2:4 For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment; Rev 1:18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death. Rev 6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

You don't need one. Do you?

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160. (Hell) (2↑, 12↓)
1. To mean something cool, sick, good or excellent. 2. Also to mean 'really' or 'very' before another word.

1. "That was a pretty hell party we went to." 2."Ahhh, hellzzz no\!" "I felt hell tired when I left." "The music was hell good."

161. (Hell) (5↑, 15↓)
Supposed center of the Earth in Christian belief; outer plane of Lawful Evil. Nine layers, one for the gate, seven for each of the deadly sins, and a ninth where Cocytus is located. Lair of Lucifer(see wuss).

I'm going o go to Hell and kick Satan's(see wimp) aSS\>

162. (hell) (6↑, 17↓)
Helping Everyone Love Life

Because fuck eternal pain and suffering, let me live.

163. (Hell) (8↑, 19↓)
The burning place you go when you do not complete God's will while on Earth.

You're all SINNERS. You're all got to a Painful, Everlasting, Fiery HELL.

Author: Death By Definition http://hell.urbanup.com/968625
164. (hell) (3↑, 14↓)
Tight ass song by Pharoahe Monch, off Internal Affairs.

"This is HELL\!" "This is HELL\!" "This IS Hell\!"

165. (Hell) (6↑, 18↓)
Its where your going.

"Haha bitch, your going to hell"

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166. (hell) (4↑, 16↓)
if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell". I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

167. (Hell) (5↑, 18↓)
hell is a place where satan has many horrible punishments for people... murders getting murderd... polititions getting lied to... farmers getting there ass forked...

yeah and its things like this which meen you are looking up at us whilst ur BURNING IN HELL

168. (Hell) (17↑, 31↓)
Where bad people go when they die.

Will George Bush go to Hell?

169. (hell) (12↑, 27↓)
Where Jerry falwell and everyone else who refuses to see that jesus spent his whole life campaigning against the rich and powerful is going.

all of the RNC is going to hell.

170. (Hell) (3↑, 18↓)
A place where you go if you can not tell if your dead.Where shadow tangles your thoughts for eternity(I am taking this from a book).

Hell is reality from thought in shadow.

171. (Hell) (8↑, 33↓)
Where Mike belongs...

Girl: Mike go to hell\! Mike: I don't know how

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172. (Hell) (11↑, 42↓)
My home. Also check out [Heaven]

I live in hell.... Wanna go to hell...

173. (hell) (17↑, 50↓)
is so funny. some of the things clasify as hell are acceptable meanings, but those who try to describe it? "little men in red horned pyjamas sticking pitchforks in your ass" hah\! maybe you people should wake up to real world, yes? fuckin' psychos\!\! hell exists. i've seen it. satan? he's a dickhead. he doesn't rule hell. or at least, not the one you people think you know... hell is such a pretty place, although they could really do with some renovations. such a happy place, where the "demons" inhabiting it are beyond quite a few horror movies, although unlike most, they aren't entirely mindless beasts. its more like an alternate universe to this one. yeh, that about sums it up. and its preferable, because the "demons" and all that are my kind of people. we get along pretty good. and human souls? they dont go there, its more like they're reborn into this world, in which they can rise out of, to glory and god's grace and all that sappy bs. ugh. revolting. but, if they are destroyed in "hell", then they pass from all existance. believe me\! by now you're asking yourselves: if i like "hell" so much, then why am i here? mainly because i'm on holiday... okay, i'm lying. i pissed off one of the major deities whos got friends in high places, so to speak, and i was sent to endure an entire mortal lifespan (the traditional holiday length), on this chunk of space-dust. it might not have been so bad had they sort of accidentally-on-purpose put me in such a dead-end life. i'm rambling again, aren't i?

crazy guy: go to hell and burn\! me: been there, done that...

174. (Hell) (120↑, 156↓)
The true heaven we all go there

We all sin so we fukin go to hell

175. (hell) (19↑, 92↓)
Where you go if you are not a Christian. A firey place in the core of the Earth, where the devil (satin) rules.

Jonny, you basterd, go to hell\!

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